Quotation

Opening lines: Ah, Mother's Day. Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school. I love being a mother. But what about the other 364 days of the year? When you're trying to get your kid to school and you're surviving on very little sleep because you're up all night sewing costumes for the school play and you've still got to go to work in the morning. Go. It's about the never-ending driving to soccer, gymnastics, or ballet. It's about getting your kids to look up from their computer or iPad or iPod or iPhone or whatever "I" they're looking at. === Did you look this good when we were married? -No, I actually got better. === Jesse. You are the happiest divorced couple I've ever met. === We're going to be late for school, and you, don't be late for soccer practice this time. -I won't. Mom was never late for practice. -No, she wasn't.